Cut off my nose 'cause it smells and I'll tell you a secret lie Blind my poor eyes and I'll sing you a sweet lullaby Dream of me once in an age and I'll show you my smile Rip out my tongue and I'll write to you once in a while Shave off my hair and I'll give you a beer and a pound of rice Shit on my feet and I'll pick every one of your lice Think of me when you're alone and I'll run for a mile Be obscene on the phone and I'll kiss you with effortless style Knock on my door and I'll hide in the cupboard with blankets and towels Smile at me sideways, I'll scavenge around for my bowels Speak my name and I'll crush my poor skull with a file Send me your sympathy and I'll just have to stand trial I am so fragile I'll break if you look hard at me I am so lost, so trapped, and you just seem so fucking free Just leave me a lone and I'll cave in and sit in a pile Ignore me, abhor me, and bore me to death with your bile