Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me Well, the first time I lose I drink whiskey The second time I lose I drink gin Third time I lose I drink anything 'Cause I think I'm gonna win. Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me. Well, the Queen of Spades is a friend of mine The Queen of Hearts is a bitch Someday when I clean up my mind I'll find out which is a which Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me Spend all night with the dealer Just tryin' to get ahead Spend all day at the Holiday Inn Just tryin' to get out of bed Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Ooh, Las Vegas Ain't no place for a poor boy like me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me Every time I hit your crystal city you know You're gonna make a wreck outta me