Cats and dogs are not our friends They just pretend They just pretend It's just emotions we invent Like photographs we put on shelves Cats and dogs are not our friends Scratch their ears They'll wave their tails And if it rains again next weekend It's all because of them Little doggy Come to mummy Cats and dogs are not our friends They just pretend They just pretend It's just emotions we invent So we forget we're by ourselves Little catty Come to daddy Miaou miaou Ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf You feed your dog You feed your cat You feed your kids You feed your wife You feed your pets Aren't you fed up to Feed the world around You feed the world around!