I take her to the aquarium, she says shark; I take her to the planetarium, she says dark; I take her to the seaside, Where she likes to spin and twirl; and she says sure and cool and yeah; She's my monosyllabic girl. I take her to the university, she says huh; I take her to our anniversary, she says one; I take her to jewelry store, I say diamonds, she says pearl. Oh everyone knows I'm in love With a monosyllabic girl.