Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats

歌詞

C'mon kiddies gather round Who's your foremost friend in town? From main to maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter He's the one, the humble one The Barkley County prodigal son Here to serve only you Professor Nutbutter At old Nutbutter's house of treats From jellied jams to sacks of sweets, There's creamy and nutritious spreads for all Chemist, master of entomology The professor for a modest fee Will cure what ails you Guaranteed Professor Nutbutter It's alright, don't fear the worm C'mon kiddies don't be shy Be youthful til the day you die The man, the myth The magic of Professor Nutbutter He's the one the only one The Meeklybville prodigal son Here to help us with ourselves Professor Nutbutter It's alright to fear the worm It's alright to fear the worm It's alright to fear the worm Spoken It's alright to fear the worm The worm, the worm is our friend Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can be Uh, fully, fully, well, appreciated by the Uh, the human body itself, but, um It's, it's, it's, it's ok to, to fear the worm Um, I, myself, have had no, Uh, problems with the worm but in a certain situation Uh, I would feel like, what, what Uh, ramifications, um, could occur? Uh, theres, theres really no need to Uh, to fear much of anything, you know Fear of the, fear of the temptation is a, more, probably, more, More, appropriate word in this particular scenario Um, the, uh, well, it, depends on what you want, I suppose It really depends on, on what you want