We've got trouble, double trouble What a business, ooo-ooo (spoken) Hey, listen, you fellas don't come in till the second chorus Aw, Ray, we wanna sing the first chorus You're double trouble to me Yessir, Mr. Noble Yessir, Mr. Noble Yessir, Mr. Noble Hmmm ... Why, YES !!! Ha, ha, ha (instrumental interlude) (spoken) Can we sing now, Ray No Well, what about now No Now, Ray Alright, then I've got trouble, double trouble What a business, ooo-ooo One girl's a headache But I'm in love with two If I choose one Then I lose one Such a business, ooo-ooo Why should I suffer My heart's big enough for two I can talk with them I can walk all around with them Even spoon with 'em But I can't go on a honeymoon with them That's my trouble, Double trouble I don't know what to do I'm crazy as a cuckoo Cryin' too, too, too, too Hmmm ... Why, YES !!!