Maybe I'm a little old-fashioned Maybe you're a little unkind Maybe I'm a little impatient Well, come see about mine You won't give me your number You won't give me your time You said meet me on the corner And there's still no sign Maybe I'm a little outdated Maybe a little out of time To believe your heart is in the right place Despite what you're doing to mine So I'm standing on the corner Looking like I don't care Do you want to crucify my feelings with your fingernails? And leave the loneliest boy in the western world Cruising the streets for an ice cream girl I feel like a shady politician Trying to sell a broken-down car To a sleeping virgin princess You know that's not what you are Do I have to feel this small Before you'll play ball? Maybe I lack sophistication Maybe a little unrefined So my credit ain't too good Well, can't a dollar love a dime? You won't give me your number You won't give me your time I'm standing on the corner And there's still no sign Do you want to crucify my feelings with your fingernails? And leave the loneliest boy in the western world Cruising the streets for an ice cream girl