I interviewed Leslie Howard I interviewed Noel Coward I interviewed the great Stravinsky But my greatest achievement Is the Interview I had With the star who worked for Minsky I met her at the Yankee Clipper And she didn't unzip one zipper I said "Miss lee you are such an artist. Tell me why you never miss. What do you think while you work?" and she said, "While I work My Thought go something like this." Zip! Walter Lippman wasn't brilliant today Zip! Will Sorayan ever write a great play? Zip! I was reading Schopenhauer last night Zip! and I think that Schopenhauer was right. I don't want to see Zarina I don't want to meet Cobina Zip! I'm an intellectual I don't like a deep contralto Or a man whose voice is alto Zip! I'm an heterosexual. Zip! I took intellect to master my art Zip! Who the hell is Margie Hart Zip! I consider Dali's paintings passé Zip! Can they make the Metropolitan pay? Zip! English people don't say clerk, they say clark Zip! Anybody who says clark is a jark! I have read the great Kabala And I simply worship Allah Zip! I am suck a mystic. I don't care for Whistler's Mother Charlie's Aunt and Shuber's brother Zip! I'm misogynists Zip! My intelligence is guiding my hand Zip! who the hell is Sally Rand?