Illegal Smile

歌詞

When I woke up this morning things were lookin' bad Seem like total silence was the only friend I had Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won And it was twelve o'clock before I realized That I was havin' no fun But fortunately I have the key to escape reality And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile It don't cost very much but it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Well last time I checked my bankroll it was gettin' thin Sometimes it seems like the bottom is the only place I've been I chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen But fortunately I have the key to escape reality And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile It don't cost very much but it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Well I sat down in my closet with all my overalls Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls Dreamed the police heard every thing I thought what then Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman But fortunately I have the key to escape reality And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile It don't cost very much but it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Well done Hotdog bun My sister's a nun