Far away in a secret cove In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh We hide our mighty pirate ship From the eyes of folks like you Aboard the good ship Matey We brew a toxic punch It looks a bit like gravy And it tastes like captain crunch Ephemeral, delectable Entirely undetectable You'll need a pair of spectacles For diplomatic dog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time Take one part finest spirit From Caribbean seas Mix it up with monkey brains And the scrapings from your knees A dash of creme de cacao A pint of French moonshine Shake for 15 seconds Prepare for drinking time From Oregon to South Dakota Underwater toilet quota Driving in an old Toyota Systematic frog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time We'll drink to the end of time