"This could never work," is what we said at first But whatever this is, it's working But we're in two different worlds and (Yeah) I'm not your husband (Nah), you ain't my girlfriend All I know is that (What?) When I'm with you, I'm a different person, yeah And I ain't never met a chick as perfect Girl, you're a ten, so here I am (Yeah) Laying here with her again Thinking 'bout you She's asleep, you're texting me around two Crying face emoji, you say this is me without you Worth sneaking out to me, the cheap hotel rooms or Sex in the car, then I'll text you tomorrow Do I question it? Nah, no objection at all 'Cause both of us are still involved, so As I'm peelin' off, all I'm thinking 'bout is I'm not happy here (Nah), with her Rather have you (Yeah), rather have me too 'Cause you're not happy there (You're not happy there), with him Rather have me (I know, but), we just in too deep You're laying there with him, thinking 'bout me He's asleep, you say, "Let's meet around three" You went to leave the house, he caught you sneaking out, now he's freaking out You thought he was sleepin' soundly, woah You say you're going for a drive, you don't question him When he stumbles in, like, "Where the fuck you've been?" Then you pump his ear with what he wants to hear Tell him you love him, yeah, wipe each other's tears But it's been a couple years since we been doin' dirt You or my girl, don't wanna see either of you get hurt But now the lines are getting super blurred Can't tell if I'm cheating on her with you or cheating on you with her But really, nobody's at fault, can't help who you love Hope they don't ever hear us talk 'Cause we both are getting sloppy Probably subconsciously part of me's hoping we get caught 'cause I'm not happy here (Nah), with her Rather have you (Yeah), rather have me too 'Cause you're not happy there (You're not happy there), with him Rather have me (I know, but), we just in too deep We're laying here with them, thinking 'bout us 'Cause now when we get home, we get jealous Of each other being someone else's Call us Long John Silver's 'cause we selfish But I just wanna see ya Don't care if it's at the Ritz or Motel 6 If I'm there with ya, rich or poor When I'm laying here with ya, it could be the kitchen floor I could stay in bed with ya starin' at ya 'til the morn' I just wanna be your secret lover, yeah I'd rather share ya than to not have you at all So once a year or twice a month I'm here if you want it Yeah, I'm open season And I'm always game, so keep it a hundred, dear, haha 'Cause we could never be each other's everythings, you got a wedding ring So it's him instead of me, but I'll be your second string, now and forever because I'm not happy here (Nah), with her Rather have you (Yeah), rather have me too 'Cause you're not happy there (You're not happy there), with him Rather have me (I know, but), we just in too deep (I'm in way too deep)