Ultraviolet rays are washing over all the boys and girls As their moms lay tanning by the pool Oh look their dad's arriving home All the children hug his neck Unaware of their inheritance All of the experts say you ought to start them young That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum God bless the Indian summer Don't you just love the sun? Doesn't it make you feel good all over? It's my pleasure to announce In conjuction with the feds And my recent popularity Thanks in part to Mother Nature It will never rain again It should do wonders for the GNP If you're just joining us now, you've missed a brilliant speech We go now live to the street to find out what the voters think He's worked a miracle I just now bought a brand new car God bless the Indian summer