Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum

歌詞

(lyrics by jimmy buffett & ross kunkel- Music by jimmy buffett roger guth & peter mayer) Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns He hates to admit it, but christmas is more work than fun He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow Mr. claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams A break from his wife, his half frozen life The elves and that damn reindeer team Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the caribbean He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood Just for the weekend he'd like to be peter pan Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand Chorus: Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the caribbean Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum (bridge) Chorus: Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the caribbean Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the caribbean A week in the tropics and he'll be all right Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight (over the drums) Merry christmas to all and to all a good night