(EAT MOE) A woman is the sweetest thing on that we all agree but when she gets the wedding band a mans no longer free That's why I'm safe, sane and single I'm on my merry way Yes I'm safe, sane and single that's how I'm gonna stay (LITTLE MOE) A wife and husband came upon the parting of their ways the judge gave her the bank account and gave him 90 days That's why I'm safe, sane and single I'm on my merry way Yes I'm safe, sane and single that's how I'm gonna stay (BIG MOE) A friend of mine got married to a gal named Nellie Gray she pawned his watch then sold his car and gave his clothes away That's why I'm safe, sane and single I'm on my merry way Yes I'm safe, sane and single that's how I'm gonna stay (NO MOE) I met a gal in Birmingham and thereby hangs a tale she had a husband doing time another out on bail That's why I'm safe, sane and single I'm on my merry way Yes I'm safe, sane and single that's how I'm gonna stay (NOMAX) Ha, ha ,ha, I got one I courted a gal for 15 years her Pa said we should wed if my horse could only cook I'd marry him instead (ALL) That's why I'm safe, sane and single I'm on my merry way Yes I'm safe, sane and single that's how I'm gonna stay Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe, Yes I'm safe, sane and single that how I'm gonna stay Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe, Yes I'm safe, sane and single that how I'm gonna stay! Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe, Yes I'm safe, sane and single that how I'm gonna stay! (NO MOE) Now you got that?