Toast

歌詞

(yawn) Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. Musta been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cause all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me high-chair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little bread bin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread. I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast, A little piece of toast. Well, then I started getting older I hated this, I hated that Expensive state was ludicrous And cafes couldn't cater For the finer things in life The upper crust was not for me I could tell that So I'd go back home Switch the kitchen light on Put the grill on Slip a slice under And have toast A little piece of toast 'Cause there's so much to choose from There's brown bread, white bread All sorts of wholemeal bread It comes in funny packages With writing on the side But it doesn't matter which one you have 'Cause when you cut the crusts off Have it with marmalade Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans, banana Or chocolate if you're strange It doesn't really matter Oh no, it all goes with toast Just toast I'm gonna think about it some boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo That's toast Mmm yeah Just toast That's toast Just toast Well I go down the supermarket With me basket in me hand I'm walking from one counter to another Trying to find the bread stall But I can't find it anywhere And then I bump into a mother With a baby in a basket And she says Oh look, you've started him off again I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet To get some bread to go home to make toast Just toast I like toast Yeah, but I don't half like toast OK, scrape that toast, boys Good, that's toast Yeah, just toast I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here Me too Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea Why not? OK I've got the grill on Got any brown bread? Yeah Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast Let's go