I believe I'm John Wayne They call me John Wayne You know you've got it coming I'll tell it to you straight I'm coming for you very soon I'll never hesitate I've come to measure you I will fit you up I've come to measure you Fit you up I am John Wayne I believe I'm John Wayne They call me John Wayne You felt the money flowing You watched the beast arrive You felt your money going away And tried to skin the lamb alive Come to measure you Fit you up I come to measure you Fit you up I am John Wayne I am John Wayne They tell me I am, the John Wayne Coming very soon I'm coming for you Any day now Don't you dare look behind you For you know I will be there You'll feel my breath on your neck Turn, face me if you dare I've come to measure you I've come to fix you up I've come to measure you Fix you up I am John Wayne I believe I'm John Wayne You know, my name is John Wayne Get on your horse Measure you This man has come to measure you, measure you, measure you Measure you This man, this man and that man come to measure you I say, measure you Coming inch by inch like a marigold line Smiling inchworm like a marigold line Inch my way, measure you Measure you, measure you I come to measure you I come to measure you I come to measure you