It's a funny world we live in It's funny every day Half the world prays like the preacher The other half don't even pray So no one understands you If you pray in your own way Now I'm stuck here in the middle Everything is in a jam Stuck right in the middle Doors on both sides seem to slam No one seems to want me Only God will take me like I am Well my brothers criticize me Say I'm just too strange to believe And the others just avoid me They say my faith is so naive I'm too sacred for the sinners And the saints wish I would leave Now I'm stuck here in the middle Everything is in a jam Stuck right in the middle Doors on both sides seem to slam No one seems to want me Only God will take me like I am