Good evening ladies Shall we start with hors d'oeuvres? I can tell your body's been lackin' The platter of satisfaction Your body deserves. We have reservations And I'm so glad that we're here Cause I'll be toastin' your juices all night Like 'cheers'. See you need someone who understands You have a delicate palate. Let me cater to you While indulgin' in my own bad eating habits. It's a celebration And you're the cream of the crop. Let me (slurping) And I promise I won't leave a drop But wait this is just the appetizer By the time I reach desert A climax couldn't get no higher A leg couldn't shake no harder. We goin' at it So crazy, this love, so tasty. I'm talkin' my jelly in your pastry. See baby I got every need Every want, every cravin' you seek. I'll be goin' deeper and deeper And deeper and deeper Until lemons taste sweet. This is all you can eat From steak to sorbet Welcome to The Buffet.