Baby, since you left me, there's somebody new She thinks I'm perfect, I swear She likes my body, my class and my charm She says I've got a confident aire She respects my ambition, thinks I'm talented too But she's in love with an image time is bound to see through [Chorus] Oh, you know me better than that You know the me that gets lazy and fat How moody I can be, all my insecurities You've seen me lose all my charm You know I was raised on a farm Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect And that I love her cat But you know me better than that I miss picnics and blue jeans and buckets of beer Now it's ballet and symphony hall I'm into culture, clean up to my ears It's like wearing a shoe that's too small Oh, I caught her with an issue of Brides magazine Starin' at dresses and pickin' out rings [Chorus] Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect And that I love that cat Oh, but you know me better than that