Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies Relaxin' awhile livin' in style Talkin' to a raisin who'casion'ly plays L.A Casually glancing at his toupee Wish I was an English muffin Bout to make the most out of a toaster I'd ease myself down Comin' up brown I prefer boysenberry More than any ordinary jam I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fah Ah, South California If I become a first lieutenant Would you put my photo on your piano To Maryjane Best wishes, Martin (Old Roger draft dodger Leavin' by the basement door) Everybody knows what he's Tippy toeing down there for Old Roger