Bought my lover a new best friend To get him out of the rut he's in 800 options to pick through And he hasn't bid on a single brand But you're not what I want And I'm not what you need Order a million colors But you can't exchange me And I'm tuning in To hear what he told her And I'm one day off from over-exposure How can I just sit back When I'm two days closer to being passed over And I'm not in love When I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober Got my lover an open book He couldn't bother to take a look But you're not what I want And I'm not what you need Take back a million words But you can't erase me And I'm tuning in To hear what he told her And I'm one day off from over-exposure How can I just sit back When I'm two days closer to being passed over And I'm not in love When I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober