I need some fucked up stories for my biography Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy And they say, "Rest in peace to the baddest fucking bitch That you'll ever gonna meat," yeah Always been a real control freak You will never catch me smoking weed Maybe I should get high? At least I know I tried, even if I don't like it I'm only getting drunk on my birthday Only getting high on an airplane The only thing I regret Is that I don't have enough regrets I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's Even though the doctor told me I got ADD Maybe I could change the game Get a tattoo on my face Wouldn't that shit look amazing? I'm only getting drunk on my birthday Only getting high on an airplane The only thing I regret Is that I don't have enough regrets I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I can be my own worst enemy Why don't I just let me be? I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy You think I'm vanilla I think I'm a killer I think I'm Godzilla King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh, ah-ooh You think I'm vanilla I think I'm a killer I think I'm Godzilla King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh, ah-ooh I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I can be my own worst enemy Why don't I just let me be? I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me Ooh, enemy