Mighty Sparrow ' She Sits On Me Now listen to my story boys I need your sympathy That big fat tattooed girl in the circus Fell in love with me And to prove her love was sweet as sugarcane tadee She had my picture tattooed on her body She had the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder And on her back she had the sunset of the west And right beside her dimpled knees Is the great big apple trees And the pyramids look lovely on her chest When she decided that she liked to add my picture She simply couldn't find a vacant spot you see So, she tattooed my poor face In the most peculiar place Now whenever that girl sits down, she sits down on me Oho whenever that girl sits down, she sits down on me Oho ayayee oh yup boy aah aah ono no ayee She has a lovely blue gardenian by her elbow And on her hips she has the lovely queen of Maid And right beside her shapely spine If you see that paramount You will see the famous road too, men have laid She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her kneecap It looks so real, it's quick, see's time she bends her knees But, she filled me with disgrace when she tattooed my poor face Now whenever that girl sits down she sits on me Poor me, whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me Oh yep ayaya ye aye Now do you wonder why I look so sad and worried Do you wonder why I'm feeling mighty low I would like to take a chance, and give her one kick in the pense But if I do I only kick myself I know The only time that anyone can see my picture Is when that big fat tattooed girl takes a bath oh yeez I get black and blue of course, anytime she rides a horse For whenever that girl sits down she sits on me Oh whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me Oyo yo me head oyoyo my poor head Ayayay she heavy like lead Oh whenever that girl sits down she sits down on me Whenever that big fat girl sits down is on me Every minute of the day, she only sitting on me Oh whenever that girl sit down she sits on me Ayaye