Excuse me, can you help me, straighten out my head I got a new friend by the name of Mr. Z Well what's wrong with that, don't you like what you see? Hmm... If I had a choice yo I'd rather be me You see he's kinda not like that kinda average kinda guy Kinda say what, make you kinda say why Did you see that? what he did to his cat? It's all big and fat,a nd now it wears caps Here we go again CHORUS Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife Works all day trying to make ends meet just the same as everybody does down his street Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far he used to have a mini but he's six foot four Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore Yo you gotta sit back, relax While I hit you with a tale of a guy Who would try, but he's always gonna fail M-I-S-T-E-R Z he doesn't realize that it wasn't really meant to be Him up at the top, he never wanna stop The fool up in the pool doin' a big belly flop Now ever sunbathing he could never get it right Cuz he even tried to do it in the middle of the night Here we go again CHORUS