If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs Stop saying those sweet things You know I like to hear The horns are blowing louder And they'll destroy me Why do I keep drinking? Wasting my time on you If I didn't know better Well, I do There's a hole in what you're saying I can plainly see You've another lover who's been waiting But baby, you're right here with me You must be the devil Keeping me out past three Well, you're the one with that apple But baby you can't blame me Why do I keep drinking? Wasting my time on you If I didn't know better But I do I do Why do I keep drinking? Hanging aroud with you If I didn't know better But I do But I do