Too Drunk to Karaoke

歌詞

Last night at the bar it was karaoke night Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright They got big margarita pitchers, two for one Yum, yum! They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun When I signed up, I was ready to go But they didn't call my name for an hour or so Damn if they didn't make me wait too long I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be Too drunk to karaoke, just like me Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke You can sing in the shower till you sound real good You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke If you ask me, hell I killed that song! When I looked around, everybody was gone Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage You're too drunk to karaoke That's what they told me You're too drunk to karaoke How can that be? You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined You just have to be a legend in your own mind Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key Just prove that theory of drunketivity Too drunk to karaoke Too drunk to karaoke Look at me! You're too drunk to karaoke Just like me Too drunk to karaoke