Skumps! Skumps! A toast to this night When the outlook is rosy But the future is bright Our children will marry Our kindoms unite Skumps! Skumps! Skumps! Skumps! Skumps! A toast to the home One grander by far than a palace in Rome Let me fill up your glass That glass was all foam Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!