Innes- Stanshall I'm filthy, I'm hungry I'm fed up to the teeth I'm very revolutionary I haven't washed in weeks You've seen me dancing topless And kipping on the beach I'm so bloody normal Yet I'm one of nature's freaks I think it would do more good to try And understand the other guy In the soft, grey squeeze As they mind the doors Like a sacrifice for the minotaur All together in the Blood Rush Hour! C'mon fish-face, you got the power! Then I went and got busted (yay) They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fool) I never can be trusted By anybody anymore, yay yay yay I got busted (yay) My own mother was disgusted (she's a fool) I got busted (By the Law) "'ello, 'ello, what's all this here? I'll trim your wellingtons for you my dear." I proceeded to plod at a porcupine pace When I spotted the accused and decided to give chase He blotted his copy book straight away 'Cause as soon as he saw me, whoops, 'e was away Running like a rabbit, or a frisky poodle Blowing his trousers like a bugle Then I went and got busted (yay) They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fag) I never can be trusted By anybody anymore, yay yay yay I got busted (yay) My own mother was disgusted (she's a fag) I got busted (By the Law, by the Law, by the Law) Moo...moo...moo...