Drunken bloody mess, to this I must confess Beaten like a bitch, defeated in the ditch Pummeled to the ground, no help to be found Blood stains cover my shirt and a mouthful of dirt Screaming from across the tracks, loser in the ditch Courage from my drinking, didn't save me from my beating Now I start to rise, with missing teeth and blackened eyes I now admit my loss, my pride is what it cost Fighting in the ditch Bleeding in the ditch Pummeled in the ditch You'll die in the ditch Looking for a friend to save my ass again He's running for his life, got his ass kicked from behind I don't even make a sound, knocked out from the beat down I now admit the loss, all this shit from the sauce In the ditch you will die