Oh stepmama, what do make you so mean? Mmm stepmama, what do make you so mean? Why, you're the meanest spiteful woman This baby girl has ever seen? Mmm mmm stepmama, interceptin' U.S. mail Caught you stepmama, interceptin' U.S. mail And all the time you're rockin' your own boychild You're singin' twilight on the trail, happy trails Mmm hmm, whup on out that leather strap Mean stepmama, polish up that leather strap And beat your poor stepchild senseless Before you take your beauty nap Mmm stepmama, the last laugh's gonna be on you Oh, oh stepmama, the last laugh's gonna be on you 'Cause I seen, I seen the Polaroid picture Wrote a song called Mean Stepmama Blue