Took a walk to the liquor store Get myself a beer When I opened up the door This baby doll appeared (She was dressed) Head to toe in leisure wear Knew she was my kind Stole a car with a pin from her hair And offered her a ride Lazy bones, can I take you home? Mama, sign your name on a carpet baby And throw this dog a bone! Said she loved only useless things Water, light and speed With these I made two giant wings And flew her home with me Lazy bones, can I take you home? Oh, sign your name on a carpet baby And throw this dog a bone! Dirt poor, on the floor She's the one that I adore Love lives where you give Happiness is relative Lazy bones, can I take you home? Mama, sign your name on a carpet baby And throw this dog a bone! Lazy bones, can I take you home? Oh, sign your name on a carpet baby And throw this dog a bone!