Ladies and gentlemen Children of all ages It's me, Jeru the Damaja And I'm here to present to you today The bullshit Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit The absolute bullshit This is the bullshit of bullshit This bullshit is so bullshit, I NEVER wanna hear this bullshit on the radio Or in my children's ears, cause it's bullshit You know? So, as we talk about the bullshit and what bullshit is I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now You know, the bullshit goes like this Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up I'm cookin up I used to spend the nights in spots run up buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up And the loot is in big bags and all stored up And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up But, I'll keep bubblin, got em on the corners like court jesters jugglin, avoid the late night mugging Because stick up kids be bugging I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island Smilin, sun shinin all off my diamonds Sippin on martinis bad hookers in bikinis A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis I got a lot so if it gets too hot Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box Oh no, I think I hear gunshots... *rat-atat-atat-tat* Huh huh ahh, huh, whew! Damn, shit was just a dream, whew Whoa damn That's a scary motherfucking dream, that was bullshit! I'd never say no bullshit like that, whoa! Glad I don't live none of that bullshit That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh...