Well it's five to five and I'm takin' it home It's Friday night and the week's been long In a little while I'll be dewalkin' again Well I swore last week I was gonna stop After gettin' beat half to death by that cop But here I lay drinkin' doubles again I'm gonna get right and do somethin' wrong I don't never know where I'm goin' till I'm too far gone Well it seems like I'd change my way of thinkin' But it just don't work when I start to drinkin' I always get right and do somethin' wrong Well I thought I'd found the love of my life It turned out to be some gorilla's wife Now I've got three fractured ribs and a broken arm He left eleventeen footprints in my chest Spread my nose runnin' east to west This time honey I nearly bought the farm I'm gonna get right and do somethin' wrong Well their givin' last call guess I made it this time If I make it to the car I'll be doin' just fine Hey wait a minute baby what's your name Would you like to spend a little time with me I got the car backed out oh no who's he Here I go ol' John's done it again I'm gonna get right and do somethin' wrong I'm gonna get right and do somethin' wrong