What's up man Nah, last night was the bomb homie I got fucked up ay But I woke up with this biggest fuckin headache Hungover like a fuckin bitch I'm never drinking again homeboy, huh, yeah right I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo I think I had one too many shots of tequila Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip And the sad thing about it is I don't remember shit Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a lemon And a nice cold Tecate, thank you, simon Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door And when the bar closes, it's time to hit the liquor store Drinkin Tecates, or the beer that's mas fina Taking shots of tequila while I'm in la cantina (Chorus) Sittin in the cantina A latino con ojos como cochino Downing the tequila Mira bartender, let me get a round for everyone Jose cuervo 1800 til the bottle's done Sittin in the cantina A latino con ojos como chino Downing the tequila Mira bartender, let me get a round for everyone And when the bottles done crack another one I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true Cuz it's not even noon and I already had two Warmin my menudo and one during the break Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make So suffering, hungover from the night before But the only way to fix it is to drink some more So did I? But of course what you think? I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I won't drink You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me Got me feeling light-headed I'm headed to the park with the homie Spark But they had some pisto there tambien A couple twelve-packs that they jacked I'm feelin like I can't win Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I fall It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call Hey homie, You vatos gonna be here for a while? If so I'll see ya But if not you know where I'll be homie, at the cantina (Chorus) Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza It's gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya Primos and friends from one night to the other end The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again Stumbling, I'm wasted and it shows And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows Cuz that's the way it goes, and everybody knows But I'll just relax and go with the flow Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop Or until somebody calls the cops My primo picks me up off the floor And said "I think you've had a little bit too much to drink and I don't think you should drink anmore" Drag me out, up the hill to mi canton The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home I've learned my lesson, rule number one of la cantina Don't mix cerveza with tequila (Chorus) You know every weekend I say I'm never gonna drink again But I'm always going back to la cantina with mi familia That's right, i've got something to tell all of you never mix a cervesa with tequila I'm warning you