Separate But Equal

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He loves the food in Ibiza, she thinks the waiter is coarse and lazy He says the wine is tremendous, she finds a bug struggling deep in her water glass His nose resembles a lobster, her tan's a true work of art He's sure the cab took the long way, she says relax, just enjoy the scenery She loves the quaintest bodega, he finds the smells there a tad offensive She says the ruins are lovely, he notes that someone has scratched in the wall "Pink Floyd rules" Her hair's sun-baked to abstraction, he smiles in sensible shoes She swears the guide is a moron, he tells her, "cool it, we're on vacation" Let's go somewhere really nice, let's get away from it all I'll get some shiny brochures, you'll talk to Joyce at the travel agent's We'll scrimp and save through the year, we'll have a friend feed the cats We'll be inseparable, just wait and see Separate vacations again He loves the beer and the music, she thinks it's bitter and way too noisy He says the hotel is first-rate, she finds the towels there are just not luxurious His camera can't seem to focus, her Handycam is a breeze He'll have to meet Montezuma, she says the coffee is just exquisite Let's go somewhere really nice, let's get away from it all I'll get some shiny brochures, you'll talk to Joyce at the travel agent's We'll scrimp and save through the year, we'll have a friend feed the cats We'll be inseparable, vagabond hearts, close as two people can be You'll see things your way and I'll see them mine Separate vacations again