Well we're sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had Well we met with some gals in a tavern And oh, what a beautiful dream Well we had three or four, then we had several more And that's when we went off my beam Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had The jukebox so loudly was playin' Each couple was havin' a ball But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals I'll bet me and Merle the sickest of all Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had Outside we were hailin' a taxi We got one this time without fail It sported a star, we didn't go far Was only three blocks to the jail Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had Yeah