Everyone's afraid to have a little fling the threat of scary diseases ruined everything so most of us stick with the tried and the true so what if we're unhappy? what else can we do? I have discovered completely by chance the way to unlock the safest deep romance I've piqued your interest you're thinking 'what does she mean?' . . . I have bad girl dreams When I'm awake I'm so boringly good I do like I'm told I do like I should but when I lay down drift off into space each night I find myself face to face with a different stranger I've never seen before sometimes we're in a restaurant sometimes it's a store we engage in the most interesting scene you fill in the blanks it's a bad girl dream Sometimes the strangers in my dreams say "Stop! I don't even know you!" but I tell them 'it's all right, it's a dream, we can do anything here, I'll show you . . . I used to think flying in my dreams was the best 'til my new lucid dreams surpassed all the rest now I can't wait to turn out the lights let the bad girl in my take flight so tonight after you have been tucked into bed close your eyes remember what I've said no need to feel guilty it's all in your head you'll awake so calm and serene when you've had yourself a bad girl dream Next time you see me you'll say 'thank you, Christine' I too am having bad girl dreams . . . bad boy dreams . . . you are getting very very sleepy . . .