Your body aches from all the alcohol you drank But you tell yourself that you're still in control This chick's been talking for so long about herself That you hope all of this listening pays off soon Well you heard that this was easy And you understand that every man has a certain set of things he has to prove You were only sixteen about an hour ago And you did not fear what you did not know So you went upstairs to get what you've been waiting for You took three deep breaths and held her hand real tight She whispered "take it slow" and turned off the light You wonder if she's done this kind of thing before Sixteen candles are on this bed tonight And with every piece of clothing you take off they die These sixteen candles will burn out tonight And the fire won't rekindle once the last flame dies You wake up slow but sure that something is amiss The light beside the bed is on, your stomach hurts, and your pants are gone The bits and pieces of the night fade in and out You just can't comprehend, so you go and ask a friend He said he saw you go upstairs, a girl with darkish brownish hair That you sort of, kind of, don't really remember Do you remember?