I don't want to go and party I don't want to shoot the pier I don't wanna take the doggy for a walk I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer I don't want to do a bong load And go and wrench on the car I don't want to hose the dog shit down 'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' out of bed, today I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' out of bed, today Keep on skankin', Ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming for us all to pay, hey I don't want to watch no porno And I don't want to play guitar I don't want to spank the monkey I don't want to go down to the corner bar And I ain't even gotta listen To all the stupid shit you got to say I don't want to do a god damn thing I don't wanna, wanna leave my bed, today I don't want I don't wanna leave my bed, today I don't want I don't wanna leave my bed, today Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Keep on skankin', Ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming for us all to pay I don't wanna eat burritos Or read about O.J. No, I don't want to get a head rush 'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed, today I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' out of bed, today I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' out of bed, today I ain't got to leave my bed, today No, no, no, no, no, no No way, no way, no way no way No Way Keep on skankin', Ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming for us all to pay