I'm in love with you But you're in love with Jim I am huh-uh Jim's in love with Joan But Joan is gone on Slim Slim just goes for Mae And Mae idolizes Fred But Fred dreams of the day that he and Kay will wed We're on a carrousel turning at a busy pace Well everyone's in love and no one's getting any place What's this I hear about Kay Oh Kay's in love with Dan But Dan's in love with Sue Sue says I'm her man Says I'm her man But I've got news for Sue I'm in love with you I went out with Sue So Dan went back to Kay Fred became so blue That he went back to Mae Then Mae got on the phone To kind of patch things up with Slim Slim went back to Joan But she'd gone back to Jim Jim figured you and Joan complicated normal life I know what you mean So he said goodbye and then he went back to his wife Then when you could see that you and Jim were through You came back to me And I've got news for you I'm in love with you yes I'm in love with you