It's hard being a man Livin' in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back, it'd be alright I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're livin' out in a hall And I can't stand it anymore I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back, it'd be alright It's hard being a man Livin' in a garbage pail My landlady call me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back, it'd be alright It'll be alright