Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you can you can you believe that? Woaah, o no no Woaah Woaah, o no no Woaah, o oh. I was sitting on a train With schoolboys, playing poker When who should walk in But Jesus Jesus Christ Himself He cried, "Young boy, give us a kiss!" I said, "Where?" He said, "On the lips. Where else? Where else?" "Well," I said, "I'm sorry my dear, but If you choose to live by the book Don't you know i's a sin? It's a sin in itself. It's not good for your health." Don't give it up Give it up Give it up (Give it up) Try! Don't give it up (Give it up) Give it up Give it up Walking down, memory lane Ship ahoy, again! ------'s playing football on a corner Look, there's Kenny Dalglish on a leash. "Nice to see ya, Kenny," I cried. He nodded in my direction. It was another real affection. Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! (Just give it up) Don't give it up Give it up Give it up (Chika-chika-chika-cha-cha-cha) La-la la la la la la la la la La-la la la la la la la la la La-la la la la la la la la la La-la la la la la Oh no no no La-la la la la la la la la la Oh no no no La-la la la la la la la la la Oh no no no no La-la la la la la la la la la Waaoooh! "-----" "Yeah, the nice cup of tea, your break?" "Fruitcake." "Excuse me, can I have a glass of water? I seem to have something in my eye and I need to bathe it." "If I knew, That's the start of an eye, if you get a bit of grit in it." "Can I help?" "Yeah, can you have a look at my thighs? -laugh- Yeah." "I happen to be a doctor. A very, very sick boy... Oh, give it up." Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Don't give it up The royals are having a ball! Princess Diana turns on the lights and said, "Shakespeare never did this. He never... did... this." La-la la la la la la la la la La-la la la la la la la la la Oh no no no no no La-la la la la la la la la la La-la la la la la la Waaaoooh He didn't die of natural causes I want to go out like one of ---- Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try-y-y-y! Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Don't, don't, don't, yeah Don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't,don't, yeah Don't, don't, don't Full of advise You're full of advise, aren't you? People like you Full of advise But- but- but- but- but It's what I like about you They when you're young you know You know you know young boy the world the world the world the world the world is your oyster But what they don't What what what What they don't tell you is that there's no-- Woah Oh no no No no no (Don't give it up) Woah Oh no no No no no Give it up! Give it up, give it up Give it up! Give it up, give it up, give it up Try! Don't give it up, give it up, give it up, Try! Give it up. Get outta here! Yeah I know Don't care Yeah I know Try!