Real Late Starter

歌詞

I woke up late today Actually I do that everyday Got no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene I'm a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that I'm in Should I just stay in bed Should I live in my head Oh god so many a questions to ask <♪> Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do I'm the question refusenik but oh my god If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well Day by day I wonder If I will be torn a asunder By these things that I know That nobody else knoes Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign Or bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker but oh my god If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well You must be having a laugh Oh god your having a laugh No point in worrying if my days are a disaster Inside my little head I'm happy ever after Yes I am but oh my god If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I missed my calling in life but oh my god If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Ohh What am I like ye well Oh well