A very merry unbirthday to me To who? To me! Oh, you! A very merry unbirthday to you Who, me? Yes, you! Oh, me! Let's all congratulate us With another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you Now, statistics prove Prove that you've One birthday Imagine, just one birthday every year But there are 364 unbirthdays Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer Why then, today's my unbirthday too! It is? What a small world this is! In that case - A very merry unbirthday To me? To you! A very merry unbirthday From me? For you! Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you! Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at Up above the world you fly Like a tea tray in the sky A very merry unbirthday to you!