Saw it on a cereal box Said it costs just three mere bucks Shipped it off with seven tops And waited by the mail Seven weeks, it finally came Ripped the box without no shame Turned it on, fell apart But that was just the start I know the time is right Won't let the chance go by I'll give it one more try Before I send, before I send it back Met her at an Eastown bar Knew it would not go real far Called her up, had a date Another after that Then the day, it finally came Silly girl forgot my name Knew it was just all her game But it could not be the same I know the time is right Won't let the chance go by I'll give her one more try Before I send, before I send her back I know the time is right Won't let the chance go by I'll give it one more try Before I send, before I send it back I know the time is right Won't let the chance go by I'll give it one more try Before I send, before I send it back