I was sitting on the beach Just picking up some sun When my buddy ran up to me He said you won't believe what's going on But it's something that you've gotta see You know that bathing suit That they're talking about on the tv and radio Well granny's wearing one by the hot dog stand And she's putting on quite a show Yeah, in her one piece topless bathing suit In Boston she'd be banned In her one piece topless bathing suit She's the coolest girl in the sand So I got up to take a look at her And I finally made it through the crowd Where some of the guys were clapping their hands And some of them were laughing out loud But there she was like my buddy did say For everyone to see That little old lady about 94 doing the watusi Yeah, ooooh... ha ha ha One piece topless bathing suit In Boston she'd be banned In her one piece topless bathing suit She's the coolest girl in the sand Yeah... go granny go One piece topless bathing suit And she's only 94 years old One piece topless bathing suit And she's only 94 years old (Repeat to fade)