After the speeches and after the show Your Brooks Brothers outfit looks ready to go With your polished words and your leather pumps Your ivy league cheers for the girls for the cause Well, now the room is different, boys, beers and boobs What will go over, what do you think? Money can't buy you everything Don't trade your pride for alcohol Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go You brought our band here for just one show Said we'd play for the ladies, play for the folks But I saw you at the party in the back end room Talkin' to the boys, hangin' with the dudes Our music doesn't matter not a thing to you What will go over, what do you think? Money can't buy you everything Don't condescend to me in starched white cuffs Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go Two beers later, that's where we left her Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go