Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on Throw my hand in my pants Nobodys gon' tell me I can't I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man Oh Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex And she's gonna sream out 'this is great' Yeaaah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old mam would be so proud of me But sorry paps you'll just have to wait Oh Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cus I ain't going anywhere No No No No No No No No No Oh I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Ohh ohh Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all