This ain't the kiss of far' This ain't the Jam-ba-liar This is don't let the stars get in your eyes (we hope) Her teeth were like the stars above Because they come out every night (2-3-4-1-2-3-4) Her hair's so fair She laid it on a chair Because I seed' it a layin' there I cocked an eye at her She cocked an eye at me And we jist' sit there cock-eyed as could be. Too many fights, too many scars Too many knots upon my head (2-3-4-1-2-3-now) Love was in bloom Then she lowered the boom And now I wish that I was dead She's got me educated, my eyes are granulated 'Cause she hit me with the sugar bowl. (How do ya like that strain, Homer?) (Boy, that sounds more like a compound fracture to me) (Anybody else wanna try it?) (It's on there, keep 'a huntin') (There it is!) Don't let the stars get in your eyes If you've got water on the brain (2-3-4-5-6-7-8) Don't light the flame Or you'll be to blame The spark of love may take your breath The water starts a streamin', you ears'll start to steamin' And you'll perculate yourself to death! (2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12 -BINGO!) Don't let the stars get in, your eyeball sockets!