Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

歌詞

Tobias: Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, please! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair Or what not should be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken at ease You need never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare Gentlemen, you are about to see Something what rose from the dead On the top of my head! 'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That's what did the trick, sir, True, sir, true. Was it quick sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do! How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed. Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique. Rub a minute Stimulatin', i'n' it? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! Sweeney Todd: Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? Are we standing near an open trench? Mrs. Lovett: Are we standing near an open trench? Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? Tobias: Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir: Anything what's slick, sir, Soon sprouts curls. Try Pirelli's! When they see how thick, sir, You can have your pick, sir, Of the girls. Wanna buy a bottle, missus? Tobias: Let Pirelli's Activate your roots, sir. Sweeney Todd: Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through. Tobias: Yes, get Pirelli's, Use a bottle of it. Ladies seem to love it. Mrs. Lovett: Flies do too.